1. Peed my best friend's dad pants.
2. Recreated cHiPs in my neighborhood.
3. Got suspended from school for calling my Biology teacher "Amino Acid" (or, a mean old asshead.)
4. Watched every Ken Jennings episode of Jeopardy.
5. Tivo'd Ronald Reagan's funeral.
6. Watch repeats on CSPAN
7. Rolled with the Village People.
8. When I was 12, I went to Palm Springs with my parents and won $75 worth of Omaha Steaks gambling in an all-age casino.
9. Watched as a piece of birthday cake randomly caught on fire in the microwave.
10. Threw a pencil at a coworker and got fired.
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Aw man - they fired you for THAT - lmao! http://journals.aol.com/pixiedustnme/Inmyopinion/entries/774
Amino Acid? Oh--that's a good one! LOL
1. I peed in my own pants.
2. I recreated the Mod Squad in my neighborhood
3. I got an F in biology.
4. Missed most of Kenn Jennings' appearance on Jeopardy.
5. Taped Reagan's funeral. (No TiVo here...)
6. Don't know what channel CSPAN is on here.
7. Hung with the Osmond Brothers.
8. Eat Omaha Steaks and won a free lottery ticket the other day.
9. Watched a marshmallow quadruple in the microwave.
10. Threw a piece of chalk at chatting students and didn't hit them in the eye.
See...were twins!
~~ jennifer
hahah, Amino Acid...
no , but I did get suspended for telling my bio teacher that she reminded me of a smelly fat guy who should be working on my car....
it was a bad day
how did you pee your friends dads pants???
Nevermind
Kathleen
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