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7 Things I Can Do (in no particular order)
1- sing all of "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera backwards.
2- bake pies
3- wear a fabulous outfit that costs less than $20, including shoes.
4- play guitar
5- drop it like its hott
6- and consequently, shake it like a Polaroid.
7- not resist getting Sno Caps at the movies.
7 Things I Can't Do (in no particular order)
1- parallel park
2- spell PARALLEL without looking it up.
3- keep secrets
4- listen to screaming children
5- throw a Frisbee properly
6- update my journal with a decent entry. (hence why I'm doing this. FILLER! FILLER!)
7- go one day without hugging my best stuffed animal friend, Fluffy.
7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex (in no particular order)
1- ARMS.
2- good kisser, and I've had my share of bad ones.
3- sense of humor
4- sense of humility
5- respectful
6- good HAIR!
7- must find me AMAZING.
7 Things I Say Most Often (in no particular order)
1- F*** around and get shot.
2- Kemosabi is gonna get some flavor.
3- homeskizzy
4- I heart you.
5- Thank you for calling Michaels of New Hartford, this is Marissa speaking how may I direct your call?
6- Cruskie out.
7- sketchy stoner!
7 Celebrity Crushes (in no particular order)
1- Vince Vaughn
2- Ray Romano
3- Natalie Portman
4- Jon Bon Jovi
5- Milla Jovovich
6- Bam Margera
7- Josh Groban (yeah, I said it.)
1 comment:
holy crap, How could I have forgotten Vince??
I feel ashamed
But now I;m curious,
how does one learn all of "Genie in a bottle" backwards??
You my friend, are talented, I'm not sure Christina could do that one
Kathleen
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