The newspaper depresses me.
Why is it every page is filled with nothing but bad news? With headlines that are laced with fear?
And there's a tiny section in the back reserved for "Good News," in which they proceed to tell you who got accepted where, whose being shipped overseas (and that's good news?) who had a baby, whose getting married and so on and so forth etc.
Even the comics depress me.
The obituaries are the big thing in the paper around here. People come from miles around just to read them. Two pages reserved for the obits. Baby news? 1 inch by 1 inch. Just goes to show that we are losing population BIG TIME. C'mon Uticans, get reproducing! Show those dead people who owns the paper!
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