Sunday, February 22, 2004

Pee Pee Makes You Lose

I saw the most absurd show on television yesterday.

As you probably already assumed, it was on FOX.

"Man versus Beast." The name says it all, although I must admit, at first, I was confused.

They had an orangutang hanging from a branch and across from him, was a gymnast hanging on a bar. Now, normally a gymnast can only hang there for about 1-2 minutes, but this guy had stamina. Even when that menace of an orangutang started swinging to try to break the gymnast's attention, the gymnast swung right back at him. Fortunately, the gymnast didn't have bladder control problems the way the orangutang did, which later got him disqualified for an "illegal move."

The gymnast lasted for 6 minutes.

Good thing he didn't have much to drink beforehand.

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