Saturday, November 22, 2003

Jeffrey Dahmer's Grossery List

No, I didn't spell "grossery" wrong, it was just a little play on words. There's was no alcohol/drugs involved, just two groggy little girls named Marissa and Amee`.

Calf moons

3 spleen asserole

Shredded feet

Penis butter and belly

2 lobes of stye bread

I can't believe it's not vertebrae

Armesean cheese

Potato foreskins

Lice cream

Scalped potatoes

Cuntry Crotch

Red spine vinegar

Stink lemonade (from castrate)

Toothdicks

Mr. Spleen

Chindex

Adams apple juice (from castrate)

Piscuits (from Peppridge Arm)

Lice pilaf

Queef jerky

Mini marshamarrows

Kid knee beans

Mike Tyson's cookbook and biography "Eating Ears for Dummies"

Lingweenie

Pantynose

Cameltoe lights

Cyclopsicles

Tums

The Observer Detach

The Wall Feet Journal

E.L. Fudgepackers

Bugar Wafers

Liquid Plumbilical

Baking choda

G Spot Run (on DVD widescreen)

Osteobiplexus

Sphincturpentine

Mop and Glonads

Turnipples

Eagle Eye frozen testicles

Multi vitachins

Chapdick

Vanilla chafers

Small vitamintestines

Salad undressing (peppercorn stench)

Envelobes

Torso Redandcocker poopcorn

Asseline

Aorta of meat (just one?)

Dial (911) soap

Choc. hip cookies

Sloppy Joes

Leg of Pam

Lucky Charmpits

Pube steak

Aunt Jemimary syurp

Papioca pudding

Crushed ice pubes

Folgerms

Wiggle's fearmint gum

Italian bred crumbilical (1 lobe)

 

Have a lovely day and steer clear of cannibals.

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