A whole day of baking pie awaits me.
10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't:
10. What a huge breast!
9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Don't play with your meat!
7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!
6. I didn't expect everybody to come at once!
5. You still have a little bit on your chin!
4. How long will it take after you stick it in?
3. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
2. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
1. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
And some anagrams for Turkey and Dressing:
Redundant Grey Skis
Resident Drunk Gays
Ten Kid Sand Surgery
Kindred Greasy Nuts
Dry as Resident Gunk
Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all!
Have a lovely day.
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