Hey! Is this where you sign up for the Olympics?

So I skiied. First time ever. Let's just say that Picabo Street better watch her ass. Once the world is introduced to this Ski Diva, before you know it I'll have my own chapstick commercial and good ol' Picabo will be out on the, you guessed it, Street. She should think of changing her name to Picabo Out-of-a-job.