The pap was a snap!

I had my pap smear today. Interesting. As soon as the process got "underway" (no pun intended) the funniest thing happened. The radio was on and guess what song began? "A moment like this" by Kelly Clarkson. That made me giggle. I even redid the lyrics while I was getting prodded.

[American Idol show version]

What if I told you

You have a beautiful crotch

Would you believe me

Would you agree

It's almost that feelin'

That we've (your vagina and I) met before

So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy

And that you love this plastic clamp...

A moment like this

Some people wait a lifetime

For a moment like this

Some people search forever

For that one special exam

Ow, I can't believe it's happening to me

Some people wait a lifetime

For a gynecological exam like this...

Everything changes

But your booty stays the same

Your labia are so tender

I can't explain

Well I maybe dreamin'

But till I awake

Can't we make this pap last forever?

And I'll cherish all the swabs we share...

For a moment like this

Some people wait a lifetime

for an uncomfortable moment like this

Some people search forever

For that one special gynocologist

Ow, I can't believe it's happening to me

Some poeple wait a lifetime

For a pap smear like this...

Could this be the greatest love of all

I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall (out of the stirrups)

So let me tell yout his

Some people wait a lifetime

For the best breast exam ever

Some people spent two lifetimes

For a moment like this

Some people search forever

For that one special pap

Ow, I can't believe this is happening to me

Some people wait a lifetime

For an uncomfortable moment like this...

Owwww, like this...

Owwww, ouch, cuz' everyone is searchin for the most renowned gynocologist...

Some people wait a lifetime

For a pap smear like this...

Owwww, like this.

 

So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, Kelly Clarkson's very own "An Uncomfortable Moment Like This" off of her triple platinum album "Papful"

Have a lovely day and tune into tomorrow when we premiere Reuben Studdard's new song, "The Very First Time I Had A Prostate Exam."