But enough about me.

1. I use "Sex and the City" as a weapon against bitterness of the opposite sex.

2. I've played the guitar for about 5 years now. The first song I learned was "Time of your Life" by Green Day.

3. There have been multiple occasions where I "can't hold it." (BFF can vouch for this)

4. I have a hard time of letting go of things. And people.

5. I can't stand internet lingo. (i.e. "LOL" "KEWL")

6. My favorite day of the year was this past Saturday. My birthday. It's a time to celebrate just me, on the calendar. Although I must admit, I celebrate myself everyday.

7. I have insane amounts of clothing and shoes. I don't consider myself materialistic.

8. I'm very uptight about money. Ironic, considering the above statement.

9. I love school.

10. I'm afraid that I will die alone, with Anthony.

11. My favorite topic to talk about is myself. It's not conceited or pretentious in any way. It's simply the thing I know most about.

12. I have ragged fingernails and perfect toenails.

13. My favorite joke goes as follows: Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? ---no---Really? It made headlines.

14. I have a subscription to Glamour, O and Lucky magazines.

15. I Love Lucy. And have a collection to prove it.

16. Up until a few months ago I shunned any idea of a DVD player and insisted on using my VCR. I gave in shortly after it ate my tapes.

17. I love the smell of the rain. And am always late for class on rainy days. I have to stop and throw the worms back into their homes.

18. People think I'm weird.

19. I think so too.

20. One of the best friends I have ever had I met on the internet. (Yes, you, Amber.)

21. I ritualistically google names of people I like on the internet.

22. Since the invention of the cell phone, I have a hard time remembering numbers.

23. Don't be suprised (or grossed out) if I don't shower for a few days. It just seems so unnatural to me.

24. No matter how many hours I sleep for, if I get up at 8:00 am, I am tired. It's too early.

25. Pancakes I get at IHOP make me not only hop but run---straight to the bathroom. (I'm trying to embrace it.)

26. I have a strange obsession with cannibalism and Jeffrey Dahmer.

27. I look at porn.

28. I prefer N64 to Gamecube and regular Nintendo to anything.

29. We plant basil at my Grandfather's grave. I plant Doublemint gum. His favorite.

30. If I do something wrong, I apologize. Always.

31. I hate dentists, but love going to the doctor.

32. I have never gotten pulled over for speeding, but would like to once before I die.

33. I don't like dogs. There, I said it.

34. BBQ's rock my little world.

35. My favorite journal is my own. I read it religiously.

36. I am "spoiled," but appreciate it, therefore I shouldn't be called "spoiled." It has negative connotations. (i.e. "spoiled milk" = not good milk.)

37. I hate the idea of dieting, unless it is for health reasons. Embrace it. It's just more of you, and let's face it, that's never a bad thing.

38. I love the 80's.

39. Barbie is my role model.

40. My real role model is my dad.

41. I get aggravated easily and find nothing wrong with cutting people out of my life who cause me great deals of stress. It's my idea of personal darwinism.

42. I hate the idea of doing a job I hate. I haven't worked in 2 years.

43. Religion is bullshit. And that's my religion. (No offense, to each his/her own. God Bless.)

44. I like to be naked.

45. I pee in the shower.

46. And then laugh.

47. There's nothing like a good dark beer.

48. Carbs? No carbs? I don't care. I'm hungry.

49. I wish Queer Eye for the Straight Guy were my neighbors.

50. I hate dusting.

51. I feel like I am unable to do the things I really want to do. (i.e. trip to Italy, perform on stage) And I feel that that's why I really want to do them.

52. Money isn't that important.

53. I have a buttload of animosity toward Madonna and her "accent."

54. I never watch the news because it is horribly depressing. I only read the obituaries in the paper.

55. I once got dumped after the ball dropped on New Years. I hate the term "dumped." It sounds so....shitty.

56. I once bought an XBOX for an X. (He wasn't my X at the time.) Merry Christmas, asshead.

57. I revel in late-night phone conversation that last for hours.

58. I spit like a sailor.

59. I smoke cigars.

60. I shop at the Salvation Army and one day would love to graduate to garbage picking. It sounds so fun.

61. A cherished memory? Eating s'mores with Anthony and making a huge mess.

62. Another? DisneyWorld with my family. 'Twas magical.

63. I love meeting new people.

64. Like the cracker, I am very sociable.

65. My favorite card is the 4 of diamonds.

66. At the age of 8, my parents brought me to an all-age casino and I won Omaha steaks at the craps table. If only I had such luck these days.

67. My hands are always cold.

68. My 2 older siblings tease me and I always end up crying.

69. In 11 years I will be 30.

70. My sister and I used to watch wrestling and would bet our pennies on who would win. My personal favorites? Mr. Perfect and Dusty Roads.

71. I would one day like to travel to Vietnam.

72. I bought a $68 jacket today for $16. It didn't buy me happiness. But it did buy me a cute jacket. I'll take what I can get.

73. I watch cartoons.

74. I have been reading the second Harry Potter book for 3 months now. I have 60 more pages, a movie to watch, another book to read, all before Friday. Yeah, me neither.

75. I love Bam Margera.

76. I'm idealistic. And pessimistic. And fantastic.

77. I hate crowded rooms, parties and vending machines. I'm also frightened of cheese sticks.

78. I had a near-life experience the other day.

79. I hate Christmas.

80. I only eat cereal dry.

81. There's someone I'm thinking of tonight who isn't thinking of me.

82. I'm not superstitious. I don't believe in ghosts and I only read my horoscope for fun.

83. One day I will die.

84. I knit.

85. I would like to eat breakfast with Steve Buscemi one day. I think it'd be a hoot.

86. I once owned an inflatable green piece of furniture.

87. I believe in fate, friends and family. 3 "F's" that will shape your life and make it worth living.

88. Qualities I hate? Racist, homophobic, pretention, cocky, rude, -overly-anything, underly-anything...

89. The list could go on.

90. This list kept my mind off of life for a while. I need a break sometimes.

91. Oprah once said, "Friends are mandatory to your sanity."

92. Confucious say, "If you run behind car, you will be exhausted."

93. Marissa says, "It's okay to love yourself."

94. What do you have to say for yourself?