Monday, October 11, 2004

The Unoffical Incomplete List of Marissa's Favorite Things, Pt. 2

As by my own special request, I bring to you the second batch of The Unoffical Incomplete List of Marissa's Favorite Things:

11. (You can read the first 10 here if you didn't see the large hyperlink above.) As you may have noticed over the past few weeks, my musical obsession is none other than the very worst of the french packing thieves, Milla Jovovich. To hear what I am talking about, click here, scroll down, and enjoy free samples. Some of my favorites of her songs are:

Gentleman Who Fell:

I feel your closeness
like a shotgun
a chill within my soul
I touch your finger
know your darkness
your passion takes its' toll

Clock:

I'm locked in a box
With a window and a clock
Sometimes I can't sleep
I watch the second hand feeding

Time is ticking, ticking
And the flowers are dripping, dripping
I am awake and I cannot sleep

Clock is so fitting, at times. I lay on my floor at night when I can't sleep, I light candles and listen to her, as I watch the flame dance across the cieling.

 

12. Steve Madden. It was only a matter of time until he debuted on m'list. He's a shoe god. There's a reason why fabulous girls like Kathleen and I pay homage to this man. He makes our feet look stunning. And this all goes back to the good book, where it was said that caveladies drew sketches on the rock walls of their abodes with dino doo of high heels, in lieu of "Jesus sandals" that everyone claimed was "all the rage." The caveladies just didn't like them. They weren't flattering to their burlap sacks. They wanted strappy sandals. They wanted sparkles. And thousands of years ago, the gods thought that was asking too much. So, on one of his pilgramages to the holy land many-a year later, a dashing young Steve Madden went on a walking tour with some other people, but, due to their uncomfortable shoes, they had to turn back, leaving a bowling shoe-esque clad Madden to continue on the tour solo. He wandered off the path and ended up at the stoop of the aforementioned cave. He was taken aback at the idea shoes with heels, yet felt compelled to create. He wanted to give these caveladies something to smile about in heaven, or wherever they may be. And, that my friends, is how shoes are made.

13. "Sex and the City." This show helped me get over many-a guy. I'd pour myself some tea, climb in bed and turn on my DVD player every night and get lost in the lives of 4 horny friends with stunning wardrobes. Each of the characters were so relateable, yet so different. They each represented a unique trait that can be found in any group of 4 friends. Sure, they had alot of sex, were profane and potty-mouthed, but under each demure woman with a shy persona, there's an animal. There's a little Carrie in each of is. We've all had our Miranda moments. And in the end, it wasn't men that they needed, nor was it each other, it was themselves. And really, isn't that the most important relationship?

14. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Now, I don't know how many of you actually watch this show, so here's a little background; The Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a group of 3 friends: A milkshake, french fries and a meatball, and their neighbor, porn-loving Carl. They don't necessarily save the world, nor do they serve on a force of any sort, aside from fighting the inevitable hunger that creeps up on everyone. Masta Shake, Meatwad and Frylock nourish my hunger of laughter. Tune in.You won't be sorry. I promise.

 

15. Anthony. Yes, my beloved BFF. Pay him a visit on his journal, Terrifica. There are many reasons Anthony is on my list of favorite things, disregarding the fact that he isn't really a "thing," but this is my journal and I can do what I want. BFF (best friends forever) and I have been BFF for quite some time now. Years. We've grown into our fabulous skins together. He completes me. We love hummus.

16. Little Bear Organic Lite Cheese Puffs. These are a hoot and a half. So good and not bad for you. The only bad thing? Orange crusted fingertips. But that's half the fun of eating em!

 

17. Journals! Some of my new favorites:

Random Access Flights of Fancy

Aunt Dubby's Ugly Green Couch

So, this is a treadmill

 

18. Funny stuff! Go here: BABIES EVEYWHERE! If you are having a craptastic day, this will ultimately make it better. FEEL GREAT!

19. Wasabi Peas. I bought a can of them yesterday and sat down today near my mother to eat them. Instinctually, she placed her hands into the can and got one out to eat. I started laughing on the inside. "Does it taste like candy?" She asked. "Yes, mom, it tastes like candy. Just like real peas taste like candy." Still she brought the pea to her lips and sucked in. I watched and waited...finally..."Ahhh! Water! How could you, you little asshole!" I laughed in her face. I called up family members to tell them about it. Good times.

20. I love finished journal entries. This one took forever. Tune in when I feel like doing it again.

 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

YAY! What a good entry..I'm leaving school right now to go get a pair of steve madden shoes, tan with a heel and a bow..magnifique!

16. Little Bear Organic Lite Cheese Puffs. These are a hoot and a half. So good and not bad for you. The only bad thing? Orange crusted fingertips. But that's half the fun of eating em!

What is this?!?! I must try! Luv me anything with cheese. When did Milla become a singer??

And porn loving carl is one of my fav. chartoon characters
nice list
Kathleen