Write your own, preferably rhyming, epitaph.
Sounds easy, right? Not if your name is Marissa and doesn't rhyme with anything! But hey, I'll try anything once! - Famous Last Words
Here lies our little egg
that fell into an oversized keg
with one swift gulp, she became beer pulp
and never resurfaced again.
No like? Howabout this little diddy:
Here lies Mar
who was hit by a car
she flew across the road and later was towed
and now can be found in the junkyard.
Extra credit: Write a cute epitaph for your favorite loved one, relative, or family pet. Suggestion: keep it light. You might want them to continue being your favorite loved one, relative, or family pet. Nothing is worse than having Fido dissing you over some silly words on a gravestone.
Here lies Skunk
whose overdosed on crunk
she got in her car, but didn't get far
with Pepe La Pew in the trunk.
I tried doing other ones but failed miserably. Not much rhymes with Anthony, Harley, Grimace or Amberella. Any suggestions? Leave 'em below!
3 comments:
My sweet Anthony, Grimace,
Amberalla and Harley...
All once were alive with me....
But as fate did intervene....
they are now never seen
and instead reside from me quite 'farly'.
So. ok. so I suck at rhymes. But it was a challenge and I HAD to try..lol http://journals.aol.com/sieblonde/Pfft
oh dear, i am sooo drunk. try thinking of something that ryhmes with rambo, thats my nickname at work. i got and idea. check your email!!
I thought you did quite well. This rhyming thing is not my strong suit, you fared quite well. I decided to take a little different take on the assignment, please feel free to pop on over and read how I fared. Happy Halloween!
http://journals.aol.com/madmanadhd/ConfessionsofaMadmanInsightsinto/entries/619
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