I hate computers and the wubbulous world of technology. I hate the viruses that erode their circuits (or whatever) and I hate the popups that fill the screen. I hate the use of internet lingo and I hate that people leave their away messages up for days at a time. I hate the sentences get misconstrued, thus igniting a battle between screen names. I hate the sounds the pc makes while downloading. I hate ctrl-alt-delete. I hate when computers crash. I hate it when printers run out of ink. I hate it when there are "printer constipations" aka "paper jam." I hate it when they freeze and then you start click click clicking away and you close the screen. I hate spam. Lawd, do I hate spam. Both the canned meat and the other bullshit. I HATE CAPSLOCK. I hAtE cUtE tYpInG LiKe tHis. :) And sideways smiley faces. I hate chat rooms. I hate pay porn sites. Free is always better. I hate that there's crust stuff in my keyboard. And that I have to share with 2 other people. I hate that there are fingerprints and toeprints on the screen. And papers strewn about with stupid doddles on it all over the desk. I hate that my cd burner is broken and that Napster went under. Oh, how I loved Napster. I was a pirate, not gonna lie. But I love my journal.
I hate it all.
But this just goes to show, that, like humans, machines aren't perfect.
That doesn't make me any more forgiving either.
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